I'm the universal trendsetter and it's a real gas
Cause I create the future and obliterate the past
Insincerity is nowhere as Pierre as my witness
I put my whole heart and soul into my catalog of hipness
I'm the universal trendsetter, everyone agrees
From the French to the Austrailians to the Sudanese
Critics say I do it for money but I just ignore them
I put my whole heart and soul into every fashion form
Don't ask me how I can be this way
Just be ready to listen when I've got something to say
Well I'm the universal trendsetter
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I'm the universal trendsetter, you better believe it!
If it's funky, fantastic fun you can bet I conceived it
No one else can feel or dream of the scenes that I do
I put my hear and soul into every super concept
That I pa** on to you