Vitriolic ascerbic pugnacious outrageous
Just the guy everyone can love to hate
And he thrives on the anger that explodes from cheap shots
But once you get to know him
You can see the li'l softy in his eye
Once you really get to know him
You'll realize that he's the sweetest guy
He'll string up your loved ones with a cruel hook
And gladly a**a**inate the band you'd die to see
If you get cheesed then it's another job well done
But once you get to know him
The love he tries to hide is all you'll see
Once you get to know him
You won't be fooled a bit by little softy
He can't fool me
He can't fool me
Behind his back his friends call him little softy
He wants to be the meanest splinter in your bu*t
He wants to be the baddest boil on your nose
He wants to be the steam coming out of
Your ears, but once you get to know him...