You're not as hansome as you used to be
But you're the only one who notices anyway
You learned those antics from your older brother
The one who everybody calls Mr. Tapeworm today
You gotta be kidding
What's the sudden hurry? Yeah!
You think that a fix like this could happen to you and you only
You call that lonely?
You call that lonely?
I've heard those stories about your special friend
Who likes the great distinguished smoking jacket look
But all that takes place in another world
And now you're desperate for a sillier comic book
You gotta be kidding
Why the sudden worry? Yeah!
You think that a fix like this could happen to you and you only
You call that lonely? (x4)
And now the only good advice isn't very nice
You see you gotta check out and trick the mirror once or twice
You'll see your eyelids turn blue and your hairy chest too
And then you'll never know what I tried to tell you what to do
That's not lonely
Well that's not lonely
Well that's not lonely
You can't call that lonely