Narrator: There's a drum full of other colorful sounds too.
Well he was so ashamed about the clothes that he wore that night
But I don't know why
He stood in the corner for hours adjusting his tie
But I don't know why
His intial cufflinks were shiny and his dress was the best suit lining
What a humble guy
Well she was part of the crowd but some how she caught his eye
But I don't know why
He took a little false courage and staggered over to give her a try
Still adjusting his tie
Well he held himself pretty steady
She said, "I gave at the office all ready, but you're very polite"
He took it like a champ
He got himself very damp
Went back to the corner with a broken lamp
And pa**ed out in front of an amp
When he woke up his tie was loose and his mouth was dry
Gee I don't know why
She was saying that she'd help him "You're in no condition to drive"
She was feeling real bad
Well she took him back to her place and he threw up all over her face
What a humble guy