I bought my glove
It was the best glove I've ever seen
Stacking up that early crit chance
It only cost me 400g
I heard a rustle in the brush
And in that moment everything fell hushed
And then I realized I got ganked
I ate oranges and it was k
They were made fresh from Florida
I've got my citrus
And I'm not talking tangerines
This Wukong's going bananas
Everything is going peachy keen
Farming gold up with my Q
And now I'm pushing up my lane
Didn't bother buy wards
Because today I'm not playing ranked
I heard a rustle in the brush
And in that moment everything fell hushed
And then I realized I got ganked
I ate oranges and it was k
They were made fresh from Florida
Malzahar, it was k
Teemo shroom, it was k
Warwick ult, it was k
Rammus taunt, it was k
Got divorced, it was k
Lost the kids, it was k
Ship got towed, it was k
Out of rum, not okay (T-T)
But I got oranges and it was k
They were made fresh from Florida (Made not grrrrown!)
No, you'll never have a bad day
Just eat oranges and you'll k
I got oranges and it was k
Just eat oranges and you'll be k too!