[Verse 1]
I'm going to the doctor's on Friday
I'm going to the doctor's on Friday
They make me better
They give me pills and all sorts
My GP's going to help me this Friday
Her name is Suzanne and she's got a PhD
I think she likes me
Well, she's always smiling
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't think I'm wasting your time
This is not a drama piece
I'm not here to tell you lies
Oh, Suzanne, you better believe me this time
[Chorus]
Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!
Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!
[Verse 2]
She told me to stop smoking but I'll do it anyways
She told me to stop smoking but I'll do it anyways
I don't care now, I can't see it hurt me
She told me to stop drinking but I'll do it anyway
She told me to stop drinking but I'll do it anyway
I don't care now, maybe I've died inside
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't think I'm wasting your time
This is not a drama piece
I'm not here to tell you lies
Oh, Suzanne, you better believe me this time
[Chorus]
Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!
Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!
Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!
Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!
Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!
Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!
Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!
Help me Suzanne, help help me Suzanne!