Motha f**in' wizards never die
(You know who we are)
(Hey we back)
(Mother f**in' 2008)
Motha f**in' wizards never die
[Verse 1: Kyle Newacheck]
Puffin' on that wizard weed
All day, all night
Stay high, that's why
Wizards ain't gon die
Just try and step up to this wizard
Oh you ain't heard?
Don't f** with this wizard
I'm a force to be reckoned with
Mother f**er, bow down, you should second this
(I'M BULLET PROOF)
Step up to me, take aim and co*k it
Pull the trigger now watch I just smile and block it
What the f** can you do to k** me?
HA, I got my spells to heal me
Go ahead, roll up with your gats a blastin'
I'll blast back and k** while the joints still pa**in'
I'm from the streets b**h
You don't know where I've been
Always sippin' potion with that juice and gin
I'm out motha f**a
It's time to fly
Because motha f**in' wizards never die
[Hook]
We don't die (x4)
We stay high because
Motha f**in' wizards never die
(x2)
[Verse 2: Blake Anderson]
Still dragon ridin'
Still maiden bangin'
This motha f**in' wizard got in the crack slingin'
I'm in the kitchen
All day long
Stirin' them cauldrons to a minstrel song
I serve goblins make fiends out of orcs
Who the f** said spell castin' was for dorks?
(I GET TREASURE)
A stack of gold coins, ruby in my ring
This magic game is a beautiful thing
But it's tuff
(THAZ LIFE)
Gotta earn your keep
That's why I'm rollin' with my guild four deep
You can try and creep, to this wizard thug
But ya gonna catch a motha f**in' lightening slug
Don't make this wizard mad, don't make this wizard pissed
I can k** a hill giant with the flick of my wrist
(HUH AH HA HA HA)
Go ahead dude, give it a try
Motha f**a, WIZARDS CAN'T DIE
[Verse 3: Adam Devine]
Poof now surprise
What's in your eyes
Ya so hypnotized
Said to me “I'll make you cry”
We wizards never die
(HUH-HAAA)
Ooh-ah, ooh-hee
That's what the maidens be sayin' when they get with me
Please go and take a knee
From my shaft if I get too pleased
Abra-kadabra, take my staff and I'll stab ya, but then I'll grab ya (???)
Don't front, it'll be a witch hunt cause
Motha f**in' wizards never die
[Verse 4: Anders Holm]
You wanna get real?
You gotta act real
And that's a fact Neil...Patrick Harris
Cats embarra**ed when I battle them
Beause I'll rattle the rhymes
Cause with my talisman
I'm holdin' this track down like Mike Tyson
Hittin' the skins, robbin' ya fins (?), I'm about to begin
To felx on this mic here
I'm rockin' tight gear, flashin' my white beard, that's right here
Motha f**in' elves, you don't know me
I neva won a Grammy, I won't win a Tony
But those who know me know I'm dealin' the realness
So they can feel this
Like a dope set of real tits
When I'm hitting skins I rock and I lean with it
So deep in some 'Spinal Tap'
Like Michael McKean's in It
I got a spell book by my side
Motha f**in' wizards never die
[Hook]
We don't die (x4)
We stay high because
Motha f**in' wizards never die
We don't die (x4)
We stay high because
Motha f**in' wizards never...