[Verse 1: Blake Anderson]
Take a look at this face--I'm old
Motherf**ers try to challenge--They bold
My grind is immortal--Ya been told
Still in the game while the competition folds
Young Zeld! My name moves mountains
Shoots lava out the Earth like a red hot fountain
Kicks up a mighty gust that'll rip through trees
Flippin' over buses bringin' wenches to their knees
Soaks up swamps leaving only dry land
Dissolves huge boulders into piles of sand
Grab a handful of dust and I blow it in the wind
Settles on the ocean to create an island
Where I kick it (Young Zeld!) and watch time just crawl
Wait another million till my a** evolves
Then I return to Earth with a renewed fury
My reign lasts forever, yours ends in a hurry (It's OVER motherf**er!)
[Hook: Adam Devine]
Along with age comes wisdom
Along with knowledge comes power
Along with power I've got strength and more
Always watchin' from my tower
I'm old as f**
[Verse 2: Anders Holm]
I'm a grown-a** man, I used to run Pangea
Now I got a penthouse at the marina
The money and the wives, yo, it comes and goes
The enemies and foes, yo, it ebbs and flows
That they do us right, it's the circle of life
Will I live another hundred, or die tonight?
But even if I pa** I'm a world-famous sorcerer
The only sword at the sorcer-wars
I defended kingdoms. You guardin' turf?
You rob old ladies? I rob the first bank of Middle Earth
I give old money the new name, Limahl Spellswell
Remplestiltskin wings my shoe strings
Cause they gold and I'm old and I'm flash blown
I still got the beard but the stache gone
I'd love to stay and rap about life and pain
But my knees are swellin' up--must be 'bout to rain
[Hook: Adam Devine]
Along with age comes wisdom
Along with knowledge comes power
Along with power I've got strength and more
Always watchin' from my tower
I'm old as f**
[Verse 3: Kyle Newacheck]
It's Tobidicus the Wise on the mic
I ain't tellin' no lies on the mic
I'mma tell it how it is, how it was, how it should be
How it's gonna be, and yo, how it could be
Man I seen a lot, I pondered it all
Man I been around, I wandered it all
I been East and West and North and South
I made every motherf**er hear the spells come out my mouth
I slay beasts with ease, son
I fly against the breeze, son
I'm workin' hard for my baubles, always steppin' it up
I got my purple hat on, straight reppin' it up
Livin' in the tower, always concoctin' potions
And a beat that's knockin'
You need a alibi? Just mention me, dawg
I've been on my grind for centuries, dawg (It's TOBEY!)
[Hook: Adam Devine]
Along with age comes wisdom
Along with knowledge comes power
Along with power I've got strength and more
Always watchin' from my tower
I'm old as f**
I'm f**in' so old
I'm old as fu-uu-uck
So f**in' old