Well the kids are tucked in bed, All the good nights have been said Time to put the presents underneath the tree All gifts have been wrapped, Finally done with all this Christmas crap Lay out the cookies for Santa and pa** the vodka to me How 'bout you and me go up on the roof With a bottle of at least 80 proof
We can stay up there all night Getting tangled up in Christmas lights And when we're tuckered out We'll come down and pa** out on the couch Pitter patter of little feet Will wake us from our sleep A hangover will remind us of how We spent our Christmas eve