Now that I've changed and the rest have all stayed Well, why do I feel so confused? Some of the best of me plans have been laid And some of me best moments used I've been out for the count in a Mexican bar-o Stranded in nowhere with a-nothing but me Ah, lads, I daen't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland Some of the sh** has sprouted in roses And some of the roses have died Forced by meself to follow conviction And ignore what I'm missing inside I've been loved by the sweetest and hated by heroes
Life's still (a) surprise and the friends come and go Ah, lads, I daen't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland (whoop-whoop, whoop-whoop) I've had praise I've had ridicule, either meant nothing Faced with the task of tomorrow's demands Oh, lads, I daen't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland Oh, lads, I daen't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland (whoop-whoop) Oh, lads, I daen't understand - I'm a Geordie in Wonderland