Just beyond that wide river Styx
Is a place where sick men like me get our kicks;
It's a waiting room like you've never seen before,
With a twenty-five piece band and a ten thousand square foot ballroom floor.
Oh, there's a lady all dressed in red,
All gussied up with a bullet in her head.
Looks like she could use a drink,
Or a dance with the dead.
Oh, lucky me, I'm a fella in black,
Who knows how to tango with a flask full of Jack!
I sauntered up slowly,
And this is what I said:
"Don't be afraid;
It's only d**h.
It's just as natural
As your first breath.
Life's a b**h,
And then you fall.
But hell's a myth;
The afterlife's a ball!"
And now you're lookin' like you've never heard of a two-step before.
Have another drink; don't think,
Just get on your feet!
We're gonna show you what they're for!
If we're all God's children, God is a cannibal.
He'll never stop eating 'cause his belly's never full.
But if you've fallin' from the land of the slaves,
Well, there ain't no God here; you've been saved!
Don't be afraid;
It's only d**h.
It's just as natural
As your first breath.
Life's a b**h,
And then you die.
But hell's a myth,
And heaven is just a lie!