Uh!
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird
Now, how absurd to swallow a bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog
My, what a hog to swallow a dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat
Just opened her throat, and swallowed the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and wriggled and wriggled
And jiggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow
I don't know how, but she swallowed a cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled - and wriggled
And wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
(She's dead, of course)
Fly, fly
Fly, fly
Fly, fly
Fly, fly
Fly can't walk - fly must fly!
Fly can't talk - fly gotta die!
Okay fly, do some walking!