I’m a witch at the stake
I’m a cherry on a cake
I’m a hunk
I’m a skank
I’m a butcher
I’m a flank
Everything you wanna do
I did it before
Everything you did
I did a little bit more
Shot out of a cannon
In 1997
I’m going insane
I’m going insane
I’m going insane
Skull f** me?
Skull f** you
Rearview mirror
Lookin’ so cool
I’m a priest
I’m a freak
I’m a hooker on the street
Downtown wasteland
Smack you in the face man
I’m going insane
I’m going insane
You made me this way
I’m going insane
(f** you)
Ladies and gentleman
Welcome to the 187th Warmonger of the Year award
And the winner
For 2018 Warmonger of the Year is…
YOU!
What’s it like, living inside a lightning strike?
I’m a lush
I’m a saint
I’m a phoney
I’m a fake
I’m going insane
I’m going insane
You made me this way
I’m going insane