{Verse} With fists of steel And drunken zeal You conquer all, we writhe With a fist full of firetrucks Goin' up, up, up You never know unless you try {Chorus} Now the time is up Couldn't even fill the cup Ain't got time to stop Got to be a traffic cop (traffic!) Now the time is up Couldn't even fill the cup Ain't got time to stop Got to be a traffic cop {Verse} No need to mind That regular kind
'cause they're all the same, he finds With a fist full of Tanqueray Yellin' "hey, hey, hey" And yet no-one seems to mind (instrumental break) With a mind so keen He's always happy never mean, uh-uh How could we be so cold? (hey... hey pig!) {Chorus} Now the time is up Couldn't even fill the cup Ain't got time to stop Got to be a traffic cop (traffic cop... traffic cop!)