We force animals to live in concentration camps You wouldn't like that now would you, no thanks Calves raised for veal became a no no And pull that bear around by a ring in its nose Raising chickens in factories it ain't natural We got them living in their de-beaked hell They ain't dumb animals so to speak They ain't just here for us to eat. (An') Chorus: These animals don't have no rights Like you and me These animals are only good for one thing They're good to eat They ain't got no rights like you and me So let's cut ‘em up in a laboratory Stick some wires in a monkey's brain
It's so cool to make him go insane These animals sure did nothin' to me But I gotta abuse them for the cosmetics' industry These animals can find a cure for cancer Their pain will give us the answer. (An') (Chorus) Solo: 3. Animal rights, it's all a little hazy In the meantime pa** me the gravy They got no spokesman ‘cos they don't speak So come on boys – let's eat! (Solo) Gotta test this new paint in some rabbit's eye Grind up these little pigs to make a yummy pork pie I tell you sheep and lambs must of course One day come and meet Mr. Mint Sauce. (An') (Chorus 2x)