I know it's just a figure of speech
but if your breath and your clothes are bad
your destined to teach
I see the president
I see Lincoln
what the hell was 43% of this place thinking
we watch the shuttle launch
read J.D. Salinger
I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger
How- How- How- How- How- How-
How did this loser get this job?
check his references,
that's all I'm saying
I think my parents deserve more
for what their paying
he works till 3:00
it's such a racket
all you need are Dockers and
a Members Only jacket
How- How- How- How- How- How-
How did this loser get this job?
unprepared,
drunk you swindle academe
all you wanna do
is wrestle with the football team
pa** out towels like communion
you're protected by the kid molesters union
How- How- How- How- How- How-
How did this loser get this job?