hello..no one could get to the phone right now, so for your convenience, you're call is being answered automatically.
but if this is you, you can s** my dick.
if this is my boss, f** you i quit.
if you're the girl, you aint worth sh**
and if this is school (cough, cough) i'm really sick!
but if this is gramma
im so sorry i missed your call.
ill see you on sunday.
goodbye and i love you.
but if this is you you can s** my dick.
if this is my boss, f** you i quit.
everyone else you can do the same.
don't leave a message unless your f**ing lame. (grandma babbles)