All around this ill-lit town
Streetlights keep burning out
My wife is relaxing with a gla** of tabloids
Drinking information
Too exhausted for anything heavier than this
And I am eating a bag of p**n
The different flavours all get stored
Until I'm overweight and overrated
All around this ill-lit town
Streetlights keep burning out
The first brand to try out
Selling edible information
First called themselves ‘You Are What You Eat'
But shortly after changed their name
To the far less applicable
But significantly more appealing
‘Guilt Free Living'
All around this ill-lit town
Streetlights keep burning out
The sun revolves around the earth
To prove to us our human worth
Once and for all, make me an information superhighway
All around this ill-lit town
Streetlights keep burning out
Once again, I'm on the outside looking in
The flashlights are burning out