I'm a Ne'er-Do-Well, it don't mean nothin' to me
They say I'm a fop, that I just can't stop
So, come on over for some cakes and tea
I'm gonna end my days in a padded cell
'Cause I'm a...
I'm a Ne'er-Do-Well
I'm a Ne'er-Do-Well
I'm a dandy, I don't eat nothin' but candy
Well I ruin young ladies everywhere I go
All the mamas shake their heads and say, I told you so
'Cause I play a little game called kiss and tell
'Cause I'm a...
I'm a Ne'er-Do-Well
I'm a Ne'er-Do-Well
Well, I'm a Ne'er-Do-Well
Come On!
I'm a wastrel, a low down dirty rascal
Well, I'm a frivolous, penniless, libertine
You know I never care to try to live within my means
Come on, take an elevator up my terre de fer
'Cause I'm a…
I'm a Ne'er-Do-Well
I'm a Ne'er-Do-Well
Well, I'm a Ne'er-Do-Well
Well, I'm a Ne'er-Do-Well!
Come Ooooooon!