When I look through my Opera Gla**, I feel I'm looking - in the past
The fat lady sings just for me
I feel that I can clearly see
And I feel like a member of the cast
When I look through my Opera Gla**
When I'm up in my private box, I take off my shoes
And take off my socks
Then I gaze down upon the stage
Through my Opera Gla**, I'm truly amazed
And I know I'm upper cla**
When I look through my Opera Gla**-haaa-haaaa
I want to sing the baritone, it doesn't matter if I'm stone - deaf
Or if the language I don't know, in neither ba** nor treble clef-heeeh-yeh-yeh
When I look through my Opera Gla** I feel I'm looking in the past
The fat lady sings just for me, I feel that I can clearly see
And I feel like a member of the cast
When I look through my Opera Gla**-haaa-haaaa-haaaaa!