[Aesop Rock]
Woke up to a note on the door
It said "I love you but I can't do this anymore"
Ha, I was just about to say that
[Kimya Dawson]
I was so excited to eat my beans
Lifted the spoon they were fuzzy and green
Jackpot
[Aesop Rock]
Ordered two over-easy with hash and toast
She brought two dozen blinis and half a goat
Uh, not what I ordered but I'll take it
[Kimya Dawson]
Went to sleep but it was a short snooze
Woke up screaming b**bs b**bs b**bs
And I don't know why
[Hook: Aesop Rock & Kimya Dawson]
Here's where it goes from bad to worse:
I heard "meow meow meow" that cat has worms
That cat has worms (x4)
[Aesop Rock]
Calling all ages: school is a creep show
Mostly a place to consume the placebo
Yum yum yum, that's good placebo
[Kimya Dawson]
Left for an hour, went to Zumba
My dog got eaten by the Roomba
That totally s**ed
[Aesop Rock]
Food truck say hello to mouth truck
Beans go up and teeth go down up
Down up (x4)
[Kimya Dawson]
Tried to make a p**n with Magilla Gorilla
He wrapped us both in a corn tortilla
We'll try again next week
[Hook]