The Uncle Devil Show - Bimbo In The Limo lyrics

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me I keep the mirrored windows down so everyone can see I'm terminally wa*kered with a poodle on my knee There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me Cocaine crusted round my nostrils like a sad celebrity I'm a worthless little nobody from digital TV There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me Hi everybody I'm your friend Have you seen my panel game? "Guess my arsehole", 4 a.m There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me I've been crusing round the block all day so all my friends can see I've got seven hookers rammed in here f**ed up on Ecstacy There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me ("Is it Norwich?") There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me With my pants around my knees I'm hanging way out of my tree

And everybody's looking and I know they can't believe There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me I've got Sabbath on the stereo and smut on the TV The fridge is full of lager and I'm pissing on the seats There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me Hi everybody I'm your friend Have you seen my panel game? "Guess my arsehole", 4 a.m There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me I keep the mirrored windows down so everyone can see I'm terminally wa*kered with a poodle on my knee There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me Bimbo Limo Bimbo Me ("Is it King Kong?")