"I'm going to burn down building and k** everyone."
"When you say 'k** everyone', you don't really mean everyone, right?
Just the uggos."
"My name is Sam. I work here."
"Hey, my name is Sam too!"
"No it's not!"
"Oh yeah? Well that's the name written on my underwear!"
"So you're the son of a b**h who took all my underwear?
I've been going commando for the past three months."