I know you're coming
The same every year
A fat man invasion
This time I'm ready
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, ba*tard
In the malls and the markets you hide
Well I'm patient, and I'm waiting outside
One Santa falls down
Outside a darkened thrift town
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am happy
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, ba*tard
Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt
I'll be free of disease once more
One Santa falls down
Outside a diners windown
Baby Jesus smiles and
I am happy
You ever seen a Santa run?
Well it's so damn funny
Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please
Makes me giggle!
SOLO
I know you're coming
The same every year
A fat man invasion
This time I'm ready
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, ba*tard
The true meaning of Christmas is love
Of fat man wrapped up in a red box
One Santa falls down
In his own apartment
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am holy!
SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
Santa you are a fat man