Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh, aaahhh! Uh, ha
Pa** my popcorn down this way
Everytime we're out on a date
I want to love you, you made me wait
Then you told me I look like a pimp
But honey, I noticed you waited 'til after dinner, 18 jumbo shrimp, damn
Chocolate - You gotta give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Ha, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Just can't wait no more
Every time I bring you home
You say you got a headache, you wanna be alone
I ain't tryin' to brag baby, but if I ever get you in the bed
I'll work that body so hard, you'll wish all you had was an achin' head
Chocolate - Aah, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Just can't wait no more, uh!
Aahh! Look out, ha!
Haa, haa, uh. Back up, wait, wait...
Chocolate - Oh nasty. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for, baby?
Chocolate - Ah ah. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Uh, I said I just can't wait no more, ah!
Back up now. Yes. There. No, there... wait a minute
Hit me! Yes! Oh nasty. Listen to me now...
When I sleep, I dream of you
I dream about doin' the things I want to do
I'd make it so nice if only I could
Don't you wanna see my Tootsie Roll? Baby, I'm sure you would
Chocolate - Ah, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - Ha, what you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - I..., I..., I said I just can't wait no more, uh!
Chocolate - Ha, look out, uh! Give me some of your...
Chocolate - Yes, what you waitin' for baby?
Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Ha, just can't wait no more, uh!
Oh baby, what's the problem?
What's the matter, don't you like me?
You don't want no young man? You need somebody with experience?
I could make it so nice
Chocolate - Aahh, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Ha haaa, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - I.., I said I just can't wait no more. Look out!
Chocolate - Milky way. Ha haaa! Give me some baby
Chocolate - Aahh, give me today. Look out, uh!
Chocolate - Aaah!
Chocolate - Jesse, you play somethin'. I think I'm gonna go over here and tap on this cowbell
Y'all get out of the way, I'll do some. That's it
Nice, huh? I like it. Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Gimme some horns. Gimme some horns
Look out, huh. Oh nasty, that's it, ha!
Wait, look out, bring it back
Chocolate - Chocolate
Chocolate - What you waitin' for, baby?
Chocolate - Candy, tootsie roll. Gimme some of that...
Chocolate - Have no fear baby, I'm one of the 3 musketeers
Chocolate - Unwrap me. Aahh, aahh!
Chocolate - Aahh! No
Chocolate - Ha haaa, ha haaa!
Chocolate - Aaarg! Listen to me now
Chocolate - Milky way. Tootsie roll
Chocolate - Ain't nobody bad like me, I'm too old. Look out
Chocolate - Aahh, wait
Chocolate - Fellas, we got to get on up outta here. It's way past my dinner time, let's go!
.... Garcon, Mr. Day's ready to order now
Waiter, I think I'll have the hot turkey dinner. What comes with that?
.... Mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, stuffin', green beans, chitlins, ...
That's good
.... candy, sweet potatoes, ...
That's good, that's enough
.... black-eyed peas, grits, ...
Hey, wait.. wait.. wait, hold on, hold.. wait...
.... cabbage and...
Could you take this?
.... I can say anything I want to. Y'all can't f**k with me
Didn't nobody ask you all that, just take the menu
.... Look out
And get the hell out my face, alright?
.... Too old
Too ugly
.... Nasty
But still I'm bad. Bad to the bone
What you gonna do with me? I'm all alone, hit me
Chocolate - I like it, I like it
Chocolate - But we can't just leave it like that. We need somethin' else
Chocolate - We need some horns. Horns, stand up please. Thank you so much
Chocolate - Y'all come in on the one. Everybody else just clap, clap your hands, come on
That's it. Y'all sing with me. Say.. say "Tootsie Roll"
Tootsie Roll - That's right. Haaa! So exciting, sing it. Say...
Tootsie Roll - Yeah, keep it in the pocket. Now if you can't, clap on the one...
Tootsie Roll - Then don't clap at all. So exciting. Sing...
Tootsie Roll - Yes, yes
Tootsie Roll - Stuffin', we need some gravy
Tootsie Roll - Yes. Biscuits, sing...
Tootsie Roll - Jerome? Morris? Go get my BMW please
Tootsie Roll - We got the Cadillac though. Cadillac, BMW, whatever, just please go get the car
Tootsie Roll - Ha, good God. Say...
Tootsie Roll - Oh no Stella. You gonna get your "Tootsie Roll"...
Tootsie Roll - after I have my dinner. Ha ha, sing...
Tootsie Roll - Yes, ha! Everybody, look out
Tootsie Roll - That's it, that's it
Tootsie Roll - No, that's it now, that's it, we got to go
.... Hey man, we still wanna be singin' man
No no, we s'posed to be eatin' dinner now, I got to go
That's it, let's go