A nice man came on Monday
He was so good and kind
She almost felt a twinge of guilt
When she had robbed him blind
A nice man came on Tuesday
Rich, gentle and good
She put him so much into debt
He lost his livelihood
But, when a ba*tard came along
A ba*tard through and through
Then she loved that ba*tard
She loved that ba*tard true
A nice man came on Wednesday
Macky slit his throat
And after he had slit it
He sold his hat and coat
A nice man came on Thursday
She said him she did love
Until the money, it ran out
Then she him gave the shove
But, when a ba*tard came along
A ba*tard through and through
Well, then she loved that ba*tard
She loved that ba*tard true