Hello, boys and girls, and a very merry Christmas to you all. My name is Sinderella. I've been working the streets of this town for too long...
I f** 'em in the morning and in the afternoon
I f** 'em in the evening to the light of the moon
I f** 'em 'til I do bleed
I f** 'em because there's a need
Well, boys and girls, I guess you could say I was your Christmas crack who*e. Ha ha ha!
I f** 'em in the morning and in the afternoon
I f** 'em in the evening to the light of the moon
I s** 'em 'til my knees turn blue
I f** 'em they need me too
My heart's been broken, my heart's bruised
The wheel of fate has me abused
When I was younger my mother died
Now I kneel by her graveside
I think of the kindness, I start to cry
I f** 'em that's the reason why
I just hope one day I might meet her again
Don't know where and I don't know when
But ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
It's my only reason to live in this world
Once upon a time I was a nice little girl called Cinderella. I was happy as Larry, but then... well, sh** happens. Mom died. My mother was a very beautiful person. She was no common who*e. She was expensive. I am probably the daughter of a famous singer whose identity, I swore to mother before she died, I would never reveal. Or at least the daughter of one of his band. Or road crew. Or maybe audience.
I f** 'em in the morning and in the afternoon...
Anyway, mama was doing quite well. The social workers hadn't managed to put me in a home. Some of my uncles were quite nice. They only beat mama up when she didn't earn enough money. But as I said: mama was a cla**y lady. She spent most of her time horizontal. f** them! You know what I'm saying?
I f** 'em in the morning and in the afternoon...
I f** 'em! Yeah, that's what I say!
f** 'em! I talk the talk and do the deed.
f** 'em! Yeah.