When I'm reincarnated when I do return
To run a piglet p**no ring well that's what I'd yearn
To ruin young and tender lives with my evil vice
And never ever never ever never to be nice
With my piglet piglet p**no ring
My piglet p**no ring
My piglet piglet
Piglet p**no ring
Well membership of the Rotary Club I will buy
I'll seem so very nice and kind
While in my piglet p**no ring the money it will flood
And upon my face there'll be no mud
My piglet piglet
My piglet p**no ring
My piglet piglet
Piglet p**no ring
Well down below I'll have booked a special place
‘Cos I've brought a smile to the devil's face
With my piglet piglet
Piglet p**no ring
With my piglet piglet
Piglet p**no ring
With my piglet piglet
Piglet p**no ring
With my piglet piglet piglet piglet
Piglet my piglet
Piglet piglet piglet piglet piglet piglet
Piglet piglet piglet piglet piglet piglet
p**no ring