Your beauty was a help and a hindrance
But the years haven't been kind
To your impressionable mind
Holding your hair back from the sink
No second day on the ice rink
That's puberty too vain (???)
Hey
The greatest plastic surgeon alive
Couldn't make me believe in your past or your lies
Oh no
Living in a city of long nights
Ascending socialites
And portfolio envy
Waiting for the dust to settle
Don't you know you can walk
These walls they can talk
Hey
The greatest used car salesman alive
Couldn't make me believe in your past or your lies
Oh no
Hey
The greatest TV evangelist alive
Couldn't make me believe in your past or your lies
Oh no
The greatest politician alive
Couldn't make me believe in your past or your lies