You have philosophers deep in thought
Your quest for parenthood seems like a long shot
Why did you develop a soft spot?
You could have just left me in a mail slot
What happened to all of those second thoughts?
Just because you and your parents fought doesn't mean that your love has to be bought
My cause of birth is plastered all over your mugshots
I was formed in the blind spot of the downtown McDonald's parking lot
It seems as though s** education was one of the many things you weren't taught
A condom was something that must've been forgot
You should've found a guy who was willing to tie the knot
Not a guy who sells pot
Your choice of men comes in a very wide selection,
It doesn't matter on the size of the erection,
It doesn't matter on the place of injection,
It doesn't matter if he uses protection,
It doesn't matter if he gives you an infection,
All that matters is his money collection
As you start an inspection of yourself in the mirror
The reflection that stares back is perfection
You never understand why normal people won't walk in your general direction
You grasp everyone's attention as you itch yourself like you've got a urinary track infection
Men give you a disgusted expression as they a**ume your profession
Your body is your self deception
You've become your own murder weapon
As you sit in aggression through your weekly therapy session you think to yourself that it's too bad that someone didn't teach you a lesson
You should've made a connection earlier on in your life
Since now your recollection of everything you've ever experienced is sectioned off like a quarantine zone
You had your chance and now that's been blown
From now on you'll always be on your own