Hello, you
Come sit down
My name is Arthur Fhardy
Welcome to my yodel party
If you want to yodel along
Come join our happy throng
Okay, Camarillo
You take a turn
My name is Camarillo
I come from Camarillo
And I don't need no radio
I got yodeling on my noodle, oh
Okay, Spot
Now it's your turn
Okay, my name is Spot
I think I'm really hot
And I like to yodel a lot
So let me tell you what I've got
Okay...
Now the rest of the Swirling Eddies are in their little beddies
They bit the big, bad knockwurst, and now their little tummies hurt
Oh no! little ladeeoo
Now this has been Arthur Fhardy
It's been my yodel party
So come and sing "yodel-ay-lee-who" with your little lady too