You think your pic's so nice but it
isn't really you just a duck face lie
your selfie stick, stupid phone
in the middle of the crowd but you're all alone
swipe to the left, you've become obsessed
with your profile page and things that you text
you laugh and make comments so anonymous
but you fail to realize that you're just one of them
Come on now you're better than that
Woah tinder girl you just don't get it
It doesn't matter how you Snap
Chat tinder girl you just don't get it
Pull your head out of your app
Woah tinder girl you just don't get it
This is why we can't interact
Woah tinder girl
You got a thousand friends on the internet
But nine-ninety-nine you've just never met
Phone held tight it's a parasite
Show that you care with a trite thumbs-up like
Swipe to the right, life is not a web site
You can't see the stars through the satellites
And you lost yourself in your twitter feed
A side of you I wish I didn't read
Come on now you're better than that
Woah tinder girl you just don't get it
Can't you see that you're full of cra-
a-a-ap, tinder girl you just don't get it
Pull your head out of your app
Woah tinder girl you just don't get it
This is why we can't interact
Woah tinder girl
You look so pretty with that rope tied around your wrist
You traded reality for ignorant bliss
Oh you wear a pretty dress but nobody sees ya