I was 8-finger tapping on my dulcimer hammer
With my hardcore band "The Van Ruin Disaster"
Distrust the filibust from out there to hereafter
Gonna legislate a punk rock reactor
Chester A, (what a boss), check out his monocle
pork chop mustache and a big wheel bicycle
Rudy Hayes, (on the take), do you "Remember the Maine"
bust up the strike with a 9-string ba**
They'll put our faces on the seven dollar bill 'cause we're the
League, of Extraordinary Presidents
we toast to excess and opulence
You see, our method is strictly expedient
to get our way we spare no expense
The League, of Extraordinary Presidents
we boast no historical precedent
You say that we are profane and we're decadent
we write the wrongs of an antiquated government
got a tip from a Whig thanks to Millard Fillmore
he rocks a bigger harem than the family Gilmore
Green skinned men start a Mexican turf war
Got to represent fulfill the oath that we all swore
We made a time machine and invented the internet
cold steel fusion a**emble the Aztec
build a pyramid to stop the martian invasion
Hail gentlemen preserve the birth of a nation
no need to panic in the gold medallion standard with the
League, of Extraordinary Presidents
Yeah bring me all dem Harrisons
Mais oui! we are especially extravagant
to-night we're running up the deficit
The League, of Extraordinary Presidents
we fight for American continent
no way, are they descending from the firmament
dance of d**h on the slopes of the mountain
The League of Extraordinary Aztecs We drive a late-model pontiac
The League of Extraordinary Aztecs We eat pancakes with ipecac
The League of Extraordinary Aztecs Our dance move are volcanic
The League of Extraordinary Aztecs Cholula and Chapultepec
We fight! Extra terrestrial tyranny! manifest our very own destiny!
We fight! For the future of humanity! defend the Statue of the Liberty!