We're on a mission to the edge of space
To take ska music to the alien race
We got a trumpet and a vulcan grip
We're on the tele and we don't take no lip
Bring my boots and set my phaser to fun
Beam me down from Rude Boy One
We found a planet that refuses to dance
We got to show them this is our last chance
I wanna skank with a green skinned alien
Take her to heaven in my boss new millennium
I wanna skank with a big bouncy borg babe
Don't wait, let's date, let's a**imilate! In
Deep skank nine!
Dance through space and primetime,
We're courting danger we're just skanatonic rangers
Deep skank nine!
Alien or ensign,
Our work ain't done 'till the universe is having fun
I tap my badge and reverse polarity
We're bending time with our flux capacity
Now put the trombone into overdrive
And we're skankin' at warp factor five
So beam up Vader, Kahn and Boba Fett
We'll have a party on the holodeck
No villains here unless you count that jerk
Who threw an elbow into Captain Kirk
He wants to skank with a green skinned alien
Take her to heaven in my boss new millennium
We wanna skank with a big bouncy borg babe
Don't wait, let's date, let's a**imilate! In
Deep skank nine!
Dance through space and primetime,
We're courting danger we're just skanatonic rangers
Deep skank nine!
Alien or ensign,
Our work ain't done 'till the universe is having fun
Deep skank nine!
Dance through space and primetime, We're courting danger we're just skanatonic rangers
Deep skank 8!
Alien or - hey what, wait? Hey where's Ivan? Guys, where's my first mate?
Deep skank 7!
Colton's gone to heaven, we're gonna miss him but we can't abort the mission
Deep skank 6!
Now we lost our trumpet, Steven got space typhoid cause he's sleeping with an android
Deep skank 5!
Told Jeno a hundred times, don't fight with a klingon ninja jedi knight
Deep skank 4!
John fell in love with the borg, and now he's dead or just really really boring
Deep skank 3!
Best wishes to Calli, she eloped an alien with eyes of blue and skin of green
Deep skank 2!
eh, Drew, et tu? He left in escape hatch and joined with another crew
Deep skank 1!
Jackson ate the dilithium, now he's gone and I'm plunging straight into the Sun.