Hey babe, I'm sorry to say
Things had to end this way
We fought to the bitter end
But still you want to be my friend?
Those words you said, made me feel dead
You never made me feel loved (no no no)
I know because I've been there before
(1, 2, 3, 4)
I turned my back one day
And you looked the other way
Was that innocent
I'll say in my defense
That I never raised a hand to you
Even though I knew I should have at times
You treated me like sh**
But gettin' away from you was the very very best thing I could do
And I know we had our times but
Two people can't love if the other one's a b**h (Oh no no no)
I know because I've been there before
Ooh baby baby baby
Why did you give those crabs to me?
I know 'cause it burns when I pee
But two mother f**ers can't love
If one of em's gonna be a big dumb s*ut (Oh no no no)
I know because I put it in your bu*t
You wanted me to treat you like sh**
You never wanted to be my friend
f** you b**h eat poisoned sh**
And die a lonely painful d**h
You just wanted me cause I was in a band
You rejected every peaceful hand
You told me I was f**ing dumb
But I won't be cumin' on your tits again
(f** off!)