I kind of adore you, but I kinda don't
You're kind of annoying and I don't like your jokes
But you're a real good kisser, you got a great big hug
But you're a real bad listener, and you can't fix my car
You're not good, you're not bad
You're not the best I ever had
You're not mean, you're not rude
And no, there's nothing wrong with you
Hey, we could keep on doing this a while
But I just know that you're just not my guy
I like the way you hug me, and I like your smile
But I hate your parents and the way you sleep at night
You got a real good six-pack, and you always dry my tears
But I wish you'd call back, and I wish you'd drink more beer
You're not good, you're not bad
You're not the best I ever had
You're not mean, you're not rude
And no, there's nothing wrong with you
Hey, we could keep on doing this a while
But I just know that you're just not my guy
Some girl is gonna love your awful thoughts
She's gonna laugh at all your stupid jokes
You're not good, you're not bad
You're not the best I ever had
You're not mean, you're not rude
And no, there's nothing wrong with you
Hey, we could keep on doing this a while
But I just know, and I think you know
Yeah we both know that you're just not my guy
Not my guy