(Limousines, oranges, stars, moons, submarines,
Jeeps, glaciers, cars, caterpillars, even grapes)
It's none of my business
But you have to eat
Your appetite is appalling
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
Have, have, have some salad
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
Bite, bite, bite an apple
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
s**, s**, s** an orange
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
Taste, taste, taste the paté
I'm just a maid
But yes to food
Is yes to life
(I've got to eat something otherwise I'll just die but the choice is too great
I can't decide what to eat, I'll possibly just eat the menu)
How would you like strawberry juice?
Or lemon red sea perch?
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
Bite, bite, bite the kiwi
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
Have, have, have some chicken
I'm just a maid
But yes to food
Is yes to life
(The waiter came with the menu and said "Here you go"
I said thank you but the choice is too great
Why can't I be a cod in the depths of the ocean and just eat small fish
The cod has such simple taste but I've got all the choice)
Bite, bite, bite an apple
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
Taste, taste, taste the paté
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
(Limousines, oranges, stars, moons, submarines,
Jeeps, glaciers, cars, even caterpillars)
Oh, you vague customer
You'll have to look somewhere else
You have to find something to eat
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
No! eat, eat, eat a moment
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
Eat, eat, eat the feeling
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
Eat, eat, eat the feeling
(Eat, eat, eat the menu)
Eat, eat, eat the person
(Eat, eat)
Eat, eat, eat the rock band
(I won't complain, but--)