Last night, I woke up!
Last night (I'm a T.V.)
A good dream woke me up
I was entertained and smiled (Transforming T.V.)
Jumped straight out of my bed
Humming this and that (I'm a T.V.)
And got myself a gla** of water
And sat down in my favorite chair (Transforming T.V.)
And kept smiling but not for long because
I realized that all my dreams are
Nothing but the repetition
Of last week's television
I was no longer amused by, by my dream (I'm on my knees)
Like a lame turtle I paced the room (Down on all four follows)
I was disturbed by the new-found (Antennae)
Knowledge I could only blame myself and no one else (Thrust out through my forehead)
Tried to sleep again
He can, he can, no (I'm a T.V.)
Not a dream, not again
No, not only, no (Transforming T.V.)
But then I remembered
That all my dreams are nothing
Oh yes I knew that all my dreams are
Nothing but the simple repetition
Of last week's television
(I've turned into a T.V
My screen is smiling
To get your attention
I want you)
So I jumped out of my bed (Oh-oh I'm a TV)
And into the T.V. room
And in my anger (Transforming T.V.)
Threw the T.V. set out the window
Regretted instantly
Because this was a brand new
26 inch T.V.
Set in my bed once again
Couldn't sleep
Because all my life
All my dreams had gone out the window
With this new T.V. set