Hey pretty girl come over here, I wanna ask you a question
You look like the type of girl I like, can I ask you about religion
Oh I haven't had a lady friend in quite a while
And I'm noticing a trend about the girls I like
Hear me out and tell me if you think this is weird
Carrie Goldberg in '99, sleeping with her professor at the time
Michelle Gerstein in the year 2k, wouldn't even look my way
Sarah Nash was trouble too, Melanie Verstein was half a Jew
And don't even get me started on her
Oh tell me why don't Jewish girls like me?
Oh and why do I only seem to like them?
This trend is weirding me out, I just want it to end
'cos I don't care about god I just want a girlfriend
And I don't care if she's Jewish, I just want her to be hot
Nice and funny, interested in rocking out and smoking pot
Saturdays we'll get together at the record shop
Never mind I'm sorry that I brought it up