Hey, hey, hey
Hey, I got that shirt but I never wear it
I got a whole suitcase full shirts
Let me tell you about my favorite shirt
That one day I wore my favorite shirt it brought me good luck
I found a ten dollar bill
And the Cubs won a double header
When I wore my favorite shirt
I wear my favorite shirt every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and sometimes on Saturdays
If I don’t get it all dirty
I wear my favorite shirt every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and sometimes on Saturdays
And sometimes on Sunday
Hey
Hey you know what
My favorite shirt brings me good luck
That one day I wore it
That cop did not give you a parking ticket
Cuz you were with me
Everyone always thinks I’m the best dressed
Everyone always thinks I’m the best dressed around
When I wear my favorite shirt
I wear my favorite shirt every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and sometimes on Saturday
If I don’t spill nothing on it
I wear my favorite shirt every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and sometimes on Saturday
And sometimes on Sunday