Billy Barty had a party
Everyone was there
Claude brought all of his friends
And they promised that they wouldn’t steal nothing
We were all just sitting there
And Lou had about a dozen beers
We were watching tapes of the guy on “The Sewing Show”
And then someone said “Where did Lou Go?”
Lou’s got to be somewhere in the house
His cars still parked outside
Lou’s got to be somewhere in the house
That’s his car outside
Lou
Well somebody said that Lou went over to White Hen
To get a sandwich or something
But I looked out the backyard
And there was Lou
And he has a shovel
And he’s digging a hole
Lou was out in the backyard digging a hole
For no apparent reason
He has a shovel
And he’s digging a hole
Hey Lou what are you doing?
Lou’s got to be somewhere in the house
His cars still parked outside
Lou’s got to be somewhere in the house
That’s his car outside
Oh man