[Pre-Chorus/Chorus]
I bought my b**h at the mall
I bought my b**h at the mall
I saw this b**h, she said she want to ride with me
I'm like: "Hell no, you can't ride with me!"
[Verse 1: Luscious Duncan]
I bought my b**h at a discount price
Dick down nice on the clit now I'm spice
World gathering, purse and bags, get her all that's happening
Mismatch fashion get that a** and I'm smashing it
Fabulous, hammer on them - tool time, Tim Allen on them
Rip a half a condom off, the pants gone ‘n disappeared
Drinking beer at Navy Pier
Throwing stones from ferris and pinkie tearing that pink fabric
Apple pad coverings
We be puffin' bubbly things, muddy drinks end in chunks in sinks and doubly stink on the fudgy seat, you so deceased
When it comes to style my tiles look like a lunch for feet
b**h I got that fun c*nt sitting right in front of me
Mother f**ers wondering how he get that funky steeze
Luscious Duncan must be on that sausage link
[?] sauce with the [?]
You probably bought your b**h out a magazine
[Pre-Chorus/Chorus]
[Verse 2: Nnamdi]
I'd like to request the purchase of a breasty, chestful person
With a purse pressed against a hip and a hip [?] like [?] dude I'm rowdy
Allow me to get my belly bu*ton all pierced up
Procedure delivered by ex-cons with overexposed beer guts
She got a [bare/pear?] bu*t so I disregard the Ugg Boots
Get bearsty bear grizzly on her, make her shout out "Cubs lose!"
She asks me where I stay, how much money that I make
"Stop" I told her ?? the soft part ?? the mall gots
Hey, it's a mascot, Oompa Loompa spray tan
Willy Wonka orange b**hes, say hello to my friends
Want to hear our album on the Sooper Swag Bandcamp?
D L L D N C D J J D and as for me:
I'll be recording in a mansion with a solid gold ostrich
Hotter than your doodoo man, my name should have been Hot sh**
Drop it in the water man, put it on the pop, b**h
Just don't get my shirt wet cause I got it on my last thrift
[Verse 3: JD]
I bought my b**h at the mall
(A'ight?) 99 cents
Stacks on the ground all over
Forest Gump - I'm trippin'
Scottie Pippen pissed off Al Roper
Newsflash, I f**ing smoke it
Stick a fork in the toaster you're toasted
Bagels everything, I'll be smoking mary jane
Nnamdi in the mall fountain, girls get soaked'ed
Water everywhere, water water everywhere
f**ing everywhere, wall posters posted
Bogo, I buy b**hes millions
Fire sale - everything must go
I'm like "Hell yeah you can ride with me!"
Take a ride for free
Kitty pride inside my fly ride with three
All the girls all Asian in this tall Caucasian persuasion with cash waving
You're like "Hell yeah, I'll take a ride JD!"
I'm so happy
It's my party, don't you dare get sappy
Don't you dare get snappy, Sooper Swag too cla**y
I'll be where the cash be, I'll be where the fans be
I'll be where your a** be and that be where I'm tracking
Stick a fork in your toaster you're toasted
Stick a crown on my head I'm the ocean
I'm the fire, I'm the sky, I'm the frozen, I'm the intangible
I bought my b**h at the mall
[Chorus]
I saw this b**h, she said she want to ride with me
I'm like: "Hell no, you can't ride with me!"