When you feel like you're living someone else's life*
And someone, somewhere is living yours;
Pull up a chair, with a coffee or wine
I'll try talking for once, dear friend of mine
Keep my mind from the fumbling and tumbling for once
And I'll try not to guess what's under your dress
I'll try friendship for once
No s** for now
Cross my heart or I'll die
Let's try friendship for once
I promise I'll try
That old dirty word - Platonic, for once
I'm a typical man, took a lifetime to learn
That s** without love's less than nothing sometimes
When in my life will the devil be still?
I'm a dirty old dog and I'm mentally ill
I've got nothing to prove and plenty to lose
So, I'll keep my eyes off your wonderful thighs
I'll try friendship for once
No s** for now
Cross my heart or I'll die
Let's try friendship for once
I promise I'll try
That old dirty word - Platonic, for once
Let's try friendship for once
Friendship for once
Let's try friendship for once
Friendship for once
Friendship for once