Christmas is a comin', the geese are getting fat
Please do put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you!
God bless, you gentlemen, God bless you!
If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you!
Christmas is a comin', look out for Twinkle Elf
Making Christmas cigarettes, all by himself
If he hasn't got a filter tip, a ball of dung will do
If he doesn't have a dung ball, he's got some pretty shoes
God bless Twinkle Elf! God bless he!
Your Christmas shoes are curly, as curly as can be
God bless, you gentlemen, God bless you!
If you haven't got a turkey leg, then God bless yo
Christmas is a comin', St. Nick will soon be here
Please bring a pope's nose and a mug of beer
If the pope's nose is bloody then wipe it on the tree
If the tree is messy???
If the pope's nose is bloody then wipe it on the tree
If the tree is messy???
Christmas is a-comin', just wait and see!