Ayo, it opens on Jon Snow who died at the end of season five
Lady Melisandre still thinks he's alive
Alliser Thorne said, "See homeboy
I did great but they both disagree homeboy
Theon Greyjoy and Sansa Stark running through the woods
They almost got caught but made it to the hood
Cersei's looking for her daughter but this chick
Was taken out by some poisonous lipstick
The Dragon mother Khaleesi caught by the Dothrakians
And sent to the land of widows, real far from happy
Arya got in a blind fight, beat up badly
I can feel the whole game start to heat up sadly
Tyrion said he'd have a baby as a snack
But bald guy with no balls made him take it back
Then Red Lady took that choker off brother
And higggie-higgie-higgie- she's old as a mother