The kisses of peace
Started off the evening
Reasonless fairs so well
A girded pair we are;
We watch our words
And pretend not to care
Oh, and the last time we touched
Was on the left side of the porch
Desire for days, but bu*tons never left their ports
'Cause the kiss is in the chemicals
Who needs a lover when you've got a new best friend?
What could be better than this alibi
This feeling that I wouldn't care if I was dead?
If you pinch me now I wouldn't flinch
The beauty's in the chemicals
That qualify the kiss
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy...
A who*e, ahoy, ahoy... a who*e
You take my hand
You want to lead me to the porch again
I'm sorry, dear, but this time I must insist
That we set sail from here
Oh, if we could just f**
Oh, and never have to touch
Life would be so I perfect
'Cause the kiss is in the chemicals
Who needs a lover when you've got a new best friend?
What could be better than this alibi
This feeling that I wouldn't care if I was dead?
If you pinch me now I wouldn't flinch
The beauty's in the chemicals
That qualify the kiss
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy
The kiss is in the chemicals
Who needs a lover when you've got a new best friend?
What could be better than my alibi
Of feeling that I wouldn't care if I was dead?
If you pinch me now I wouldn't flinch
The beauty's in the chemicals
That qualifiy the kiss
The kiss is in the chemicals
Who needs a lover when you've got a new best friend?
What could be better than this alibi
This feeling that I wouldn't care if I was dead?
If you pinch me now I wouldn't flinch
The beauty's in the chemicals
That qualify the kiss
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy
Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, ahoy