( nanker phelge) Well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown l.a. Well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown l.a. But i'd much rather be on a boardwalk on broadway Well i'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp i am Well i'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp i am I'm an under a**istant west coast promo man Well i promo groups when they come into town Well i promo groups when they come into town Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down
Well i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am Yeah i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band Yeah, i'm sharp I'm really, really sharp I sure do earn my pay Sitting on the beach every day, yeah I'm real real sharp, yes i am I got a corvette and a seers**er suit Yes i have Here comes the bus, uh oh I though i had a dime Where's my dime I know i have a dime somewhere I'm pretty sure........