(jagger/richards)
Well, i'm a lonesome schoolboy
And i just came into town
Yeah, i'm a lonesome schoolboy
And i just came into town
Well, i heard so much about london
I decided to check it out
Well, i wait in leicester square
With a come-hither look in my eye
Yeah, i'm leaning on nelsons column
But all i do is talk to the lime
Oh where can i get my co*k s**ed?
Where can i get my a** f**ed?
I may have no money,
But i know where to put it every time
Well, i asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, i've had pigs in the farmyard,
Some of them, some of them, they're alright
Well, he f**ed me with his truncheon
And his helmet was way too tight
Oh where can i get my co*k s**ed?
Where can i get my a** f**ed?
I ain't got no money,
But i know where to put it every time
I'm a lonesome schoolboy