[Verse 1: Dr Frank-N-Furter]
How do you do, I see you've met
My faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
[Chorus: Dr. Frank-N-Furter]
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Trans**ual, Transylvania
[Verse 2: Dr Frank-N-Furter]
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You both look like you're pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual, thats not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
[Brad Majors (spoken)]
I'm glad we caught you at home! Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]
So you got caught with a flat? Well how 'bout that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Dr. Frank-N-Furter]
Why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man, with blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
[Chorus 2x]
[Verse 4: Dr. Frank-N-Furter]
So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom