I heard it on a Saturday night
You hopped on that last minute flight
I can't say that I was surprised
But Imma let you finish girl, I'm sure you tried
I know you're down in the dumps
But at least you're rich, and your songs don't s**
So take that 13 for luck and find
There's 100 others waiting in line
Whatever, it's for the better
Hey hey, whatever, it's for the better
I bet you see the tabloids around
Throwing your face all over the town
They say you'll probably write him a song
Five times platinum, I doubt if they're wrong
I know you're down in the dumps
But at least you're rich, and your songs don't s**
So take that 13 for luck and find
That there's 100 others waiting in line
Whatever, it's for the better
Hey hey, whatever, it's for the better